My 50 point plan to save Rugby League
1. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She is a drunk.
2. Get rid of Paul Kent. He can't spell his own name.
3. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She can't spell.
4. Get rid of Josh Massoud. He is to journalism what "The Doug Mulray Show" was to tv.
5. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She is to journalism what Josh Massoud is to journalism.
6. Get rid of Phil Rothfield. He is just another bitter Sharks fan.
7. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She is just bitter.
8. Get rid of Mike Gibson. He is just another bitter Bears fan.
9. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She looks like a bear.
10. Get rid of Khoder Nasser. He is in love with Anthony Mundine.
11. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She is in love with herself.
12. Get rid of Anthony Mundine. He is in love with Khoder Nasser.
13. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She makes Anthony Mundine look like a MENSA member.
14. Get rid of Danny Weidler. He is in love with Khoder Nasser.
15. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She makes Danny Weidler look like a hot chick.
16. Get rid of Jim Wilson. His sister is his brother.
17. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. Her brother's sister is his brother.
18. Get rid of the Daily Telegraph. It has not spoken any truth for 20 years.
19. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She has not spoken any truth for 20 years.
20. Get rid of the Courier Mail. Its pro-Bronco bias can no longer be tolerated.
21. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. Her anti-logic bias can no longer be tolerated.
22. Get rid of the Australian. Its national footprint fills the whole nation with News Ltd propaganda.
23. Get rid of the Rebecca Wilson. She doesn't know what propaganda means.
24. Get rid of News Ltd. It is the global poster child for corrupt and inept journalism.
25. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She personifies News Ltd.
26. Get rid of Rupert Murdoch. He set the game back 20 years with Super League.
27. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. Reading her drivel will set your IQ back 20 points.
28. Get rid of James Murdoch. He could be even worse than his father.
29. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She could be James Murdoch's father.
30. Get rid of the Melbourne Storm. Or rename them the Cheats because that is what they are.
31. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. Or rename her Incompetent Liar because that's what she is.
32. Get rid of Ray Hadley. He has the most annoying voice in the world, apart from Rebecca Wilson.
33. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She has the most annoying voice in the world.
34. Get rid of Bill Harrigan (done!). He has bouts of blindness at critical times.
35. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She is blind drunk at critical times.
36. Get rid of the video referee. Video doesn't help.
37. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She has a good face for radio, but preferably silent radio (see point 33).
38. Get rid of the second referee. 2 is 1 too many.
39. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. 1 is 1 too many.
40. Get rid of the first referee. Then we will have no mistakes.
41. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. Her conception was a mistake.
42. Get rid of Craig Bellamy. He looks like an old lesbian tennis player.
43. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She looks like an old lesbian tennis player.
44. Get rid of Todd Greenberg. His baldness makes his head look like a male reproductive organ.
45. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She has less integrity than Greenberg has hair.
46. Get rid of the Bears (permanently). They have been more successful since they got kicked out.
47. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. She will be far more successful as a retiree.
48. Get rid of the Sharks. If they haven't won a comp by now they never will.
49. Get rid of Rebecca Wilson. If she hasn't said anything intelligent by now she never will.
50. Bring back proper scrums.