You're really wearing your tin foil hat when you can think of a fairytale for just about every team but yours.
Apart from the Slime and the first ever for the Sharkies there could also be -
Cows - 1st back to back in ages. Continue spreading the JT love
Donkeys - Master Bennett returns them to former glory. It's permanently written up as an Australian Policy, that they will only ever play on Friday nights.
Titans and Tigpies - basket cases against the odds
Warriors - trophy to NZ. Hangis in backyards everywhere
Bunnies - return of Burgess motivates the resurgent pride of the league - hurl
Dogs - Justifies Hasler defection. Greenslime celebrates with himself
Panthers - battlers from the west. Gus's plan clicks against the odds
Newcastle - plenty of hard times recently and no success since the Joey days
Raiders - long time between drinks
*Rorters - they'll probably have to wait for an SBW return so maybe 2017
*St Merge - can't think of reason for their fairytale as they had it with Bennett - maybe a renewed Benji lovefest
Definitely unscripted for fairytales, Manly and Melbourne due to too much recent success. Manly's legitimate, Melbourne's still reeking of cap cheating. This tin foil hat is fitting uncomfortably well.
GO MANLY!!!