I don't understand why you would be surprised that Protons are crap Mata. If it comes from Asia, Eastern Europe or anywhere that isn't Australia, USA, England or Germany, chances are, it's S**te.
C'mon Tooheys, you owe me. And that's a sponsor I'd gladly promote.
McDonalds? They get free adverts every night game at Brooky. And again, they owe me.