Two Parramatta supporters jump off a cliff, who wins? Society.
Whats the difference between a Parramatta supporter and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.
A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Parramatta and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Parramatta fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Parramatta fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn’t you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Parramatta fan,†she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Parramatta fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I'm a Manly fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Mary, why are you a Manly fan?" My mum and dad were born and raised in Manly, so my mum is a Manly fan and my dad is a Manly fan, and so I'm a Manly fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Manly fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict and your brother was a car thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary said, "I'd be a Parramatta fan."
What do you call two Parramatta supporters going off a cliff in a ute?
A waste, you can fit another six in the back!
What do Parramatta supporters use for birth control?
Their personalities!
Did you hear that Parramatta had to cancel the nativity scene at their annual xmas break up?
As hard as they looked they could just NOT find three wise men and a virgin.
Your stuck in a room with a Broncos, Storm and a Parramatta supporter. You have a shotgun with only 2 bullets...what do you do?
Answer: Shoot the Parramatta supporter....TWICE!