[Resurrected] Zorba's 'Statistics don't lie'

[weev]

Below are stats proffered by Peter Peters in the Manly Daily (Oct 9).
Can anyone tell me the source? Are they accurate? And are they complete?

Statistics don’t lie

SEA Eagles fans wondering why huge changes to the football department and playing roster had to be made should take note of the team’s statistics in 2015:

■ Metres gained (15th)
■ Line breaks (15th)
■ Tackle breaks (16th)
■ Attack (10th)
■ Defence (10th)

Not good enough for the most successful club of the modern era.​

 

[Fluffy]

* games missed through injury (16th)
* Owners screwing the club (16th(

 

[Frogz]

Goats used...1st

 

[KOMORI]

James Hassons employed: 1

 

[GoldenEagle41]

Fridges stolen (1st)

 

[Nice Beaver]

Clubs with fat turds white anting coaching staff and players - 1st!!!!

Get rid of this idiot.

 

[tookey]

Leagues club buffet cleared every day - 1st

 

[simon64]

Screwed up contract negotiations and negative media stories - 1st.

 

[cherry_poppins]

And still came 9th

Maybe stats don't win games

What a smug asshole

 

[robbiea]

Mgmt has def got a Us vs them mentality with the fans ,or so it seems. I thought we were stronger Together...FFZ

 

[Mals]

Surely this couldn't be a case of ZtH using selective stats to try and justify Toovey's sacking?!?! I have not seen one good word written by ZtH this year about our club legend Tooves.

 

[cherry_poppins]

Mgmt has def got a Us vs them mentality with the fans ,or so it seems. I thought we were stronger Together...FFZ

I think the situation for management is untenable

They need to be gone asap

Even if we were owned by the league it wouldn't be this bad

 

[KOMORI]

Surely this couldn't be a case of ZtH using selective stats to try and justify Toovey's sacking?!?! I have not seen one good word written by ZtH this year about our club legend Tooves.

That's probably because Zorba is a fat horrible ****..

 

[weev]

Love the passion and thanks for the laughs. I guess it proves the old adage there are three types of untruths: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

• Leaking self-serving stories to the media (1st)
• Home ground in fear of relocation (1st)
• Passionate fans (2nd, Parra 1st)
• Passionate fans with at least a basic level of literacy (1st, Parra 16th)

 

[cherry_poppins]

Fat owners (1st even before Tinkler left)
Fridges and phones stolen (1st)
Managerial ineptitude (2nd)
Front row (16th)
Back row (12th)
Wingers (12)
Spine (3rd,when Foran tried,8th when not)
Irish internationals (1st)

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

I said last year when the Penns took over , and have kept saying it.

If they want to appease the fans deliver us ZtH's head on a platter.

Whilst ever he's there white anting , controlling and delivering bull**** in the media this broken hearted fan base will never mend.

But that's never going to happen, so yes it's very much " Us v Them" and will continue so.

I'll always support the players , and the brand, but their continued distaste of the fans ( thinking we are nothing but customers ) is pushing me further and further away from renewing my membership.

 

[sheridanstand78]

Airing our dirty laundry in public and leaking stories to our enemies in the media. We are in a class of our own!!

 

[bones]

#strongertogether

 

[Chip and Chase]

Below are stats proffered by Peter Peters in the Manly Daily (Oct 9).
Can anyone tell me the source? Are they accurate? And are they complete?

Probably sourced from here

http://www.nrl.com/stats/telstrapremiership/clubstatistics/tabid/10254/default.aspx

as it looks accurate based on what he has stated. Not sure what constitutes attack (tries ?) or defence (missed tackles ?) though.

 

[eaglebuzz]

Chances given to Brayden Wiliame in first grade despite him being an utter liability (1st)