Hey, I don't doubt that your preoccupation with gratuitous posting of semi-nude page 3 girl pics has excited all members on this site, male and female.It had to be you,
it had to be you
I wandered around and finally found,
that somebody who
Could make me be true
Could make me feel blue
And even be glad just to be sad,
thinking of you
Some others I've seen
Might never be mean
Might never be cross, or try to be boss
But they wouldn't do
For nobody else gave me a thrill
With all your faults, I love you still
It had to be you, wonderful you
It had to be you !!!
Added to which, your principled arguments for the benefits of visiting brothels have many of us feeling wistful if not downright romantic.
And lastly, I can't deny the titillating thrill each time you explain that we are all whores when the price is right.
Nevertheless! And yes you would be quite a catch. However - this is not eharmony. So kindly take your romancing elsewhere