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You can be the man of your house

PJ

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Be in Control-Be in Charge-Set your Standards:
The husband had just finished reading a new book,
>>> >
>>> >'YOU Can BE The MAN Of YOUR HOUSE'.
>>> >
>>> >He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
>>> >
>>> >Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
>>> >
>>> >"From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house,
>>>and my
>>word
>>> >is law!
>>> >
>>> >You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
>>>finished eating
>>my
>>> >meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
>>> >
>>> >Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we
>>>will
>>have
>>> >the sex that I want.
>>> >
>>> >After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
>>> >
>>> >You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
>>> >
>>> >Then you will massage my feet and hands.
>>> >
>>> >Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb
>>>my hair?"
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >His wife replied, "The fuc*ing funeral director would be my
>>>guess."
 

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