You can be the man of your house

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  1. PJ

    By:PJJun 7, 2006
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    Be in Control-Be in Charge-Set your Standards:
    The husband had just finished reading a new book,
    >>> >
    >>> >'YOU Can BE The MAN Of YOUR HOUSE'.
    >>> >
    >>> >He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
    >>> >
    >>> >Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
    >>> >
    >>> >"From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house,
    >>>and my
    >>word
    >>> >is law!
    >>> >
    >>> >You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
    >>>finished eating
    >>my
    >>> >meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
    >>> >
    >>> >Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we
    >>>will
    >>have
    >>> >the sex that I want.
    >>> >
    >>> >After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
    >>> >
    >>> >You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
    >>> >
    >>> >Then you will massage my feet and hands.
    >>> >
    >>> >Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb
    >>>my hair?"
    >>> >
    >>> >
    >>> >
    >>> >His wife replied, "The fuc*ing funeral director would be my
    >>>guess."
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanJun 8, 2006
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    nice!
     
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