WORLD RECORDS > > Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. > > Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl > in the world." > > Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." > > Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the > world." > > They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their > claims verified. > > Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. > "It's official, I am the most beautiful girl in the world," > > Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the > smallest person in the world." > > Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated, > "Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"