WORLD RECORDS
>
> Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
>
> Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
> in the world."
>
> Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
>
> Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the
> world."
>
> They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
> claims verified.
>
> Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
> "It's official, I am the most beautiful girl in the world,"
>
> Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the
> smallest person in the world."
>
> Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,
> "Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
>
> Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
>
> Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
> in the world."
>
> Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
>
> Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the
> world."
>
> They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
> claims verified.
>
> Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
> "It's official, I am the most beautiful girl in the world,"
>
> Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the
> smallest person in the world."
>
> Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,
> "Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
