Why?

[Budgie]

Why wasn't zorba greeting the fans at the gate?

he could have handed out sausage rolls

That was the plan, but between loading him up with the sausage rolls and his arrival at the gate ... well ...

 

[MadMarcus]

Why wasn't zorba greeting the fans at the gate?

he could have handed out sausage rolls

If Zorba was at the gate the fans wouldn't be able to get in.

 

[MadMarcus]

Why does Captain DCE always go for family time in the Churchill corner after a game, when he needs to be with his team talking to them, lifting spirits after a crap loss?

I would rather that than for him to head of to Stilettos with the boys to commiserate (which is probably what would have happened if we picked "the other half").

 

[Loobs]

Why do Manly have the biggest sooks as supporters?

Haha classic!