Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

PJ

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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him (even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".
He didn't seem peeved at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****." cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
 

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