The only other reason I can come up with, whilst a little drunk watching F1, is that when the new hats came in there was one truly enormous f*cker, and someone in marketing thought "there's only one head that will fit this cap, and that's Nate Myles' massive head"....
So anyways the call went out to Bozo, who quietly stated that "no hat will be left unfilled: get me Myles' manager....STAT"!!
A couple of days later and Nate flew down to Sydney for a test fitting, and this ridiculously large hat just fit beautifully. So Nate, to his credit, decided that Bozo was right, and called up his missus to tell her that he was signing with Manly.
Neil Henry, as you'd expect, called up Nate and asked him what the Titans would have to do to at least match our offer. Nate turns around and says "four years of sunburn Neil. Four farken years....and these guys have got a hat that will fit my head Neil".
"You guys never got me a hat".
"Not in my contract, too expensive, custom made caps for massive heads you said".
"So I'm leaving Neil. You can have my old 30+ sunscreen Neil, cos I GOT A HAT THAT FITS NEIL"
And Neil was left, alone with a large bottle of coppertone, alone and thinking "hey, at least we got DCE off those bastards", never knowing that the bloke who was calling in the middle of the night just to laugh evilly down the line at him was in fact Bozo, reading through DCE's latest contract..
I think I'm done..