who would you cast in the Manly Movie

[The Screaming Eagles]

Hello fellow silvertails members. I was thinking with all thats been going on this season that there could be a movie made about it. I then started to think Who I would get to play the main parts. Below is my list, have a read and let me know if you agree or if you have alternatives.
Jason Statham Is Geoff Toovey
Mathew Mcconaughey Is Brett Stewart
Alan Tracy from the Thunderbirds Is Daly Cherry-Evan
Khal Drogo Is Steve Matai
Ian Roberts Is Luke Burgess
Dave Bautista Is Jorge Taufua
Peter Dinklage Is Jamie Buhrer
Jake Gyllenhal Is Kieran Foran

 

[HappilyManly]

Mickey Rourke from the Wrestle era as Choc

Ryan Gosling as DCE

George Clooney as Killer

Wolfie cameo, just too gorgeous as is

Ed Harris as 2v

Edward Snowden as Z the Leak

Sly Stallone as Spud

 

[Larry David]

Danny DeVito as Peter Peters

 

[tookey]

Scott Penn and Joe Kelly as dumb and dumber

 

[manlyfan76]

Helen hunt as Hasler

 

[Captain Moondog]

Marilyn Monroe as Zorba A three headed dog as Foran

 

[KOMORI]

Mickey Rourke from the Wrestle era as Choc

Ryan Gosling as DCE

George Clooney as Killer

Wolfie cameo, just too gorgeous as is

Ed Harris as 2v


Edward Snowden as Z

Ryan Reynolds with a beard for wolfie?

Chris Hemsworth for BJ

 

[HappilyManly]

Wolfie can not be bettered IMO

Kramer as Hasson

 

[Captain Moondog]

Neither can Marilyn for Zorba, they're both good sorts.

 

[The Screaming Eagles]

Tom Hardy Is Wolfman?

 

[HappilyManly]

Wolfie - a Man for all seasons

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Julie Andrews as Foran, dough a deer a wealthy deer

 

[bones]

Gabby Sidibe as Zorba.

 

[Shoe1]

Rob Schneider as watmough

 

[fLIP]

John Terry as Joe Kelly

 

[EagleFromMay1967]

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Bozo

 

[wombatgc]

Mr Creosote is Zorba.

 

[EagleFromMay1967]

Anthony LaPaglia as Joe Kelly !

 

[KOMORI]

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Bozo

Except he's a little bit dead...

Surprised @HappilyManly hasn't made this thread NSFW yet lol

 

[EagleFromMay1967]

Richard Roxburgh as David Gallop . The opening scene of the screenplay should be B Stewart shaking the hand of David Gallop. Then we can go on to all the 2011 post gf dramas