Noticed in the SMH today Zorba celebrating the win by Italy over the English. Didn't realise he was Italian. Thought he was of Greek extraction.
Shhhhh...definitely not at Darel Williams house for a family BBQ.....and The Telecr@p must be missing him desperately.
He'll be easier to spot than the Wolfman. Apologies to those who don't like - larger than the average person - jokes!
He travels the world constantly as a shield for the exposed earth that is directly under the hole in the ozone layer.
I understand that he is the global gadfly for Henna hair products. You too can dye your hair an unnatural colour, look convincing in the process, while still in your late 60s.
Oi you can bag zorba for a lot of things. But don't bag him for the use of hair dye. I'm 37 and I give the hair dye a run every 4-6 weeks to piss off those unwanted grey hairs.
I just give my follicle challenged scalp the 'No. 0' clippers once a week. Save lots of money on trips to the barber!
