What shots do i need for Thailand?

[Dan]

Awesome can't wait.

I am thinking I am a bit off a gambling man and might just go Hep a+b and play roullette with the rest

 

[fLIP]

You'll be right. They don't even hurt and its a piece of mind to have I suppose.

 

[Dan]

I have 3 phobias though fLIP and they are genuine (**** you guys are going to use this against me.

1 - Having blood drawn. It doesn't hurt and I have had it done enough times to know it doesn't hurt, it is more that blood is being taken from me I am terrified of having it done and I have no idea why, but when I get it done, it's like I have had a bucket of water thrown over me

2 - Injections, similar to the above. I know it doesnt hurt, I  have had thousands of the buggers in my life but just have an irrational fear.

3 - Grasshoppers....

 

[Fro]

hehe.........injections 🙂

 

[Dan]

YAY....Typhoid comes in Capsule form

 

[The Gronk]

be afraid...be VERY afraid!!

 

[clontaago]

They are ugly ****ing things

 

[Nutzcraw]

In relation to your question dan i'd say tequila and Jager would be enough if you have a alot of them.

 

[fLIP]

I have 3 phobias though fLIP and they are genuine (F**k you guys are going to use this against me.

1 - Having blood drawn. It doesn't hurt and I have had it done enough times to know it doesn't hurt, it is more that blood is being taken from me I am terrified of having it done and I have no idea why, but when I get it done, it's like I have had a bucket of water thrown over me

2 - Injections, similar to the above. I know it doesnt hurt, I  have had thousands of the buggers in my life but just have an irrational fear.

3 - Grasshoppers....

God help you if you ever get a blood disease / disorder.... or a swarm of locusts.

 

[Matabele]

I'd be more worried about what you'd find in Bangkok's red light district if I were you Dan.

 

[Dan]

No no no

Grasshoppers are the most evil things ever made, have you ever had one bite you...they bite!

 

[fLIP]

Do they bite?

 

[Dan]

If you haven't been bitten you would say no, but yes they bite.

I rented a place once, that seemed to be the central hang out place for upteen thousand grasshoppers. It got to the point where we had to have a mosquito net over the bed, and you would wake up with about 3 or 4 of them peering in at you, salivating at the prospect of feeding off of your flesh.

yeesh

Here is a blog post I wrote about it
http://www.blokeman.com/2007/12/07/grasshoppers-did-you-know-they-bite/

 

[clontaago]

We used to use them as bait when we went trout fishing up near Mt David, (pretty sure thats what its called, it was a while ago, out near Oberon anyway).

When you are trying to put a hook through them they bite you, but it doesnt hurt, it just feels uncomfortable.

Better than having a hook shoved up your arse though im sure.