What do you want for Xmas?

[Wombat64]

Another premiership in 21.

Yep, pretty much trade that for anything .......

 

[Wombat64]

Bunch of weirdos man

Praise the Lord

 

[davohan123]

New owners & less injuries.

yes Agree with that.

 

[Supreme Leader]

My wife asked me what I wanted for Chrissie this year. I replied "a hooker".
After copping the rounds of the kitchen, she said, go to somewhere out of the area.

I said, "we don't have any young ones around so of course have to buy from out of the area although I would prefer a trade."
After the next tirade, I realised we weren't on the same page.
I don't think she was talking footy.

Hearing you, told the wife about the post about a specialist hooker I could get on my budget, and was told "Good Luck" Ï think your going to be a bit short". She also said "they are going to be a bit disappointed". I don't get what she meant?

 

[Bring back the.... Biff?]

Praise the Lord

Amen

 

[eagle66]

So I tried to smooth things over with the "ol' ball and chain". I tried to get her to understand why it is important for the team for one of us to get out of normal positions and have a go at being a hooker.
Well, at this point I realised I didn't marry for brains. She was into me and ended up saying if I was the hooker we wouldn't earn enough for a feed and if this is where we are heading, she was going to have to be the hooker.
Have you ever seen her pass a ball?

 

[Uk eagle]

So I tried to smooth things over with the "ol' ball and chain". I tried to get her to understand why it is important for the team for one of us to get out of normal positions and have a go at being a hooker.
Well, at this point I realised I didn't marry for brains. She was into me and ended up saying if I was the hooker we wouldn't earn enough for a feed and if this is they we are heading, she was going to have to be the hooker.
Have you ever seen her pass a ball?

So the wife's ball handling skills not up to much?