Please note: You could change some names in this joke and it might explain a few past selections
The football coach noticed that his star tackler, Bubba had so many
women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.
So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"
Bubba replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always
whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it
and I can screw 'em forever!"
The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard
his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off
his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba?"
The football coach noticed that his star tackler, Bubba had so many
women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.
So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"
Bubba replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always
whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it
and I can screw 'em forever!"
The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard
his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off
his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba?"
