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  1. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJun 21, 2006
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    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
    >> name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of >> Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
    >> Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
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    >> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
    >> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
    >> that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
    >> considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
     
  2. Fro

    By:FroJun 21, 2006
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    Chortle
     
  3. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJun 21, 2006
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    For, I take it that means "less than amused"?
     
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    By:FroJun 21, 2006
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    No, you can take it as, mildly amused :)
     
  5. Utility Player

    By:Utility PlayerJun 21, 2006
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    They give viagra out at nursing homes

    Stops the old guys rolling out of bed (boom tish)
     
  6. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJun 21, 2006
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    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
    >> liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
    >> suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
    >> literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
    >> a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
    >> "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
    >> market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
     
  7. Canteen Worker

    By:Canteen WorkerJun 22, 2006
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    Does this refer to 'our' Pepsi??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  8. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJun 23, 2006
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    Our Pepsi only needs a placebo
     
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