In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic >> name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of >> Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call >> Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. >> >> >> >> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful >> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced >> that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also >> considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in >> liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage >> suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to >> literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this >> a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", >> "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will >> market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
