warnie gag from 7 morning show

[sue ridgepipe]

500 women were polled asking if they would have an affair with warnie.

75% of respondents replied "never again".

 

[Canteen Worker]

They were probably polled by text message! Pepsi's BMW will never be the same!!!!!

 

[Matabele]

I gather the 500 polled women were all over 30 and looked like they'd been hit by a bus.

Geez, if you can pull any chick you like, and if it's going to cost you your marriage, you'd think at least he'd have the sense to latch onto a looker.

 

[Dan]

arent they offended that they are being referred to as "polled"?

 

[Matabele]

pun intended