VRL round 8 results

[The Gronk]

Canteen Team Pie Throwers 14 lost to Mzilikazi Assegais 42 at Slime PIt
Disco FC Dancers 24 defeated drunk monkeys drunk monkeys 20 at Dancefloor
Dazzling Pigeons 34 lost to Schlossy's Shoes 38 at The Graveyard
units units 30 defeated Burpengary Boozehounds 6 at braidwood
Queensland Pirates 20 lost to Manly McAwesomes 52 at Skilled Park
Doug Dougs Dazzlers 4 lost to Prahran Pyromaniacs 8 at Melbourne
Ryan Ryan 4 lost to Grim Reapers 44 at Frenchs Forest
Gunners Gunners 6 lost to Friday on my mind Sloths 12 at FortBrookie.com

 

[The Gronk]

Team P W L D Pts PF PA Diff
1. SCHLOSSY'S SHOES 8 7 1 0 14 324 127 197
2. MANLY MCAWESOMES 8 7 1 0 14 285 124 161
3. QUEENSLAND PIRATES 8 6 2 0 12 234 160 74
4. PRAHRAN PYROMANIACS 8 6 2 0 12 204 148 56
5. DISCO FC DANCERS 8 6 2 0 12 207 162 45
6. GRIM REAPERS 8 5 3 0 10 263 119 144
7. DAZZLING PIGEONS 8 4 3 1 9 210 157 53
8. UNITS UNITS 8 4 4 0 8 192 171 21
9. Mzilikazi Assegais 8 4 4 0 8 174 199 -25
10. Gunners Gunners 8 3 5 0 6 158 178 -20
11. Burpengary Boozehounds 8 3 5 0 6 102 148 -46
12. Friday on my mind Sloths 8 2 5 1 5 97 187 -90
13. drunk monkeys drunk monkeys 8 2 6 0 4 117 167 -50
14. Canteen Team Pie Throwers 8 2 6 0 4 88 204 -116
15. Ryan Ryan 8 2 6 0 4 56 186 -130
16. Doug Dougs Dazzlers 8 0 8 0 0 8 282 -274

 

[The Gronk]

Geez my pyros had a barry crocker...almost got done by the 2 dollar dazzlers. Didn't help that Cooper and Utai were late inclusions and scored 3 tries between them.

Oh well, I still got the 2 points!! How do the pigeons feel about that one? 34 points and still got done!!

 

[fLIP]

Pirates suffer their second loss of the season.

****!

 

[Downie]

Pirates suffer their second loss of the season.

****!

No problem. 8)

 

[The Gronk]

Pyros almost Extinguished

Prahran Pyromaniacs coach Alexander Downer has blasted his side after an insipid display against Doug's 2 Dollar Dazzlers, eventually scraping home 8-4.

"They only had four players out there and you still nearly lost!! What was it, were you worried about ripping your fishnet stockings? You were almost as namby-pamby as I am!!"

Mr Downer was unable to comment further as he was called away for an urgent meeting with his American colleagues.

"Has anyone seen my gimp mask?" he said.

Stupid idiot pisspot sexual deviant halfback Craig Gower has a particularly poor game after being found with so much alcohol in his system that authorities classified him as a flammable material. Reserve half Brett Kimmorley reportedly had his best game of the year, being unconscious for a large proportion of it.

Meanwhile reports indicate that veteran try-scoring forward Steve Menzies may soon return from a groin injury.

"Nobody likes to see a sore beaver. The boys around here are certainly looking forward to having a fresh beaver around!" said captain Danny Buderus.

The Pyros captain also looked ahead with confidence to this weekend’s clash with the Disco FC Dancers at your mum's house.

"I reckon we’ll teach the dancers a few new moves this weekend. Whenever we are at your mum’s house, we try to do the horizontal folk dance as much as we can."

 

[Nutzcraw]

Ok.. I am farking confused.

I have Cory Patterson, Wes Naqaima, William Zillman, Matt King, Ashley Harrison in my team.. they all scored a try and I get 6 points.

It's BS. I give up.

 

[Utility Player]

How do the pigeons feel about that one? 34 points and still got done!!

The late changes are a killer but trys were about 5 to 2 in the shoes favour. Only the sterling efforts of Price Wiki Luck & Bailey are keeping me in games with involvement trys.