*Disquiet in Pyros camp*
Prahran Pyromaniacs and Australian reps Danny Buderus and Eric Growthe are reported to be disappointed at receiving exceptionally small contracts of less than 50k compared to some less fancied team mates. Five eighth Ben Hornby has been awarded with a contract more than ten times in excess of his more illustrious team mates. When contacted about the situation, coach Matt Hill was quoted as saying "Eat Me!!"
In other news prop Jason King is happy with receiving 30k per year. "At least I will be earning my salary this year" he said. "Also, if by some chance I have a good season it will really rub it in for those whiners at silvertails.net"
Reserve forward George Rose scoffed at suggestions that he could earn more money working at McDonalds. "If I worked there I would eat that much I would actually owe money by the end of the week."
All in all, the Pyros are looking forward to a strong season, playing out of their new stadium, 'Your mum's house' . "Your mum is so big she has her own postcode" coach Hill enthused.