Utah Nirvana

[Hamster Huey]

What a name and as worthy of a thread as any of the random names presented here of late.

Does he play? Nope. Just some random dude I crossed paths with recently. But imagine that name on a team sheet.

Utah Nirvana.

The YouTube clip of his non-existant highlights could go viral, with the right emphasis on that name. A pumping soundtrack with each letter bursting onto the screen with each beat. Get's my blood pumping just thinking about it.

U T A H N I R V A N A

Forget juniors reps from other clubs that somebody got a glimpse of in passing while flicking through FS2, or even one of our own that displayed a withering 30 seconds of play at the same time our witness was walking their dog through Brookie Oval.

Say it with me....

Utah Nirvana. Utah Nirvana. UTAH NIRVANA!!!

He may never lace on a boot for our mighty club, but unlike that long list of chumps listed in the forum as some potential superstar of League and worthy of our attention, only to disappear the moment you close that thread, you'll never forget His name. Ever.

Utah.

 

[SeaEagle9413]

What a name and as worthy of a thread as any of the random names presented here of late.

Does he play? Nope. Just some random dude I crossed paths with recently. But imagine that name on a team sheet.

Utah Nirvana.

The YouTube clip of his non-existant highlights could go viral, with the right emphasis on that name. A pumping soundtrack with each letter bursting onto the screen with each beat. Get's my blood pumping just thinking about it.

U T A H N I R V A N A

Forget juniors reps from other clubs that somebody got a glimpse of in passing while flicking through FS2, or even one of our own that displayed a withering 30 seconds of play at the same time our witness was walking their dog through Brookie Oval.

Say it with me....

Utah Nirvana. Utah Nirvana. UTAH NIRVANA!!!

He may never lace on a boot for our mighty club, but unlike that long list of chumps listed in the forum as some potential superstar of League and worthy of our attention, only to disappear the moment you close that thread, you'll never forget His name. Ever.

Utah.

You should be the clubs marketing manager.

 

[HappilyManly]

I want Huatan Coffin to nail an NRL spot at Manly

Or Cade Cust to reverse his surname and christian names to Cust Cade - think of the Tassie sponsorhip $$$

 

[southsideeagle]

I loved the guy that played for Melbourne and went up to QLD, Pale Ale. Now that is a name.

 

[wedgetail eagle]

If he played for St.George, he could be
Utah Saints! U-U-U-Utah Saints!

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

Is Utah living in his own private Idaho, with his big brother Nevada Nirvana and little sister Montana?

 

[double hoops]

Ohhh yes Mr Yeah Utah Nahhhhhhh Nirvana.Your paths crossed at a green peace protest to stop Zorba being harpooned, yeah,?

 

[Chip and Chase]

Reminds me of the next big thing from the 90's Royston Lightning

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

What a name and as worthy of a thread as any of the random names presented here of late.

Does he play? Nope. Just some random dude I crossed paths with recently. But imagine that name on a team sheet.

Utah Nirvana.

The YouTube clip of his non-existant highlights could go viral, with the right emphasis on that name. A pumping soundtrack with each letter bursting onto the screen with each beat. Get's my blood pumping just thinking about it.

U T A H N I R V A N A

Forget juniors reps from other clubs that somebody got a glimpse of in passing while flicking through FS2, or even one of our own that displayed a withering 30 seconds of play at the same time our witness was walking their dog through Brookie Oval.

Say it with me....

Utah Nirvana. Utah Nirvana. UTAH NIRVANA!!!

He may never lace on a boot for our mighty club, but unlike that long list of chumps listed in the forum as some potential superstar of League and worthy of our attention, only to disappear the moment you close that thread, you'll never forget His name. Ever.

Utah.

Except he'd probably refuse to play on Sundays.

 

[wombatgc]

Is there a bong being handed around this thread?

 

[Woodsie]

I have a theory I would like to test. I believe every thread is better with a photo of Denise Richards. Is this true.

 

[wedgetail eagle]

Except he'd probably refuse to play on Sundays.

Got me thinking now. Just saying,
Utah=Mormon so, holy day is Saturday.

 

[Woodsie]

Got me thinking now. Just saying,
Utah=Mormon so, holy day is Saturday.

Yeah, if you are in the Northern Hemisphere.

 

[mozgrame]

Sounds like the bloke Oohwaa Oohwaa Cool Cool Kitty used to rave about. Was he from New York? If he's a good "running man", we could use another back.... I found his you tube highlights clip. Looks like he could be forced into a contract (2.25min mark)...maybe get Willis to pay him a visit?

 

[double hoops]

@Woodsie You played strong. Done good.

 

[globaleagle]

This thread smells like teen spirit!

 

[HappilyManly]

I have a theory I would like to test. I believe every thread is better with a photo of Denise Richards. Is this true.

You should have fed the poor woman @Woodsie

 

[robbiea]

I see there isn't a crack shortage in Australia at the moment. !

 

[Woodsie]

You should have fed the poor woman @Woodsie
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I confess, I didn't think of lunch.

 

[HappilyManly]

I confess, I didn't think of lunch.

'You can never be too thin or too rich' as they say