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Turkey Slap

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I am surprised none of you 18 to 39 nine year old BB fans have not had a thread on the recent controversy. I must have led a sheltered life as until this week I have never heard of the term Turkey Slap. Just wondering about how wide spread an activity it is amoung you younger folk. Is it called a Turkey slap because it is hoped by the performer to lead to a gobble gobble ?
 

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I know what one is but never had a name like that for it.

If you hear Doug or I say "Salute" or "Salute it" that is what we are referring to
 

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ive heard it refered as franking before

i was thinking we whould hold a national day of protest where all the guys go home and turkey slap their missus.
 

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So do you salute each other often then?

nice try byso but as usual you failed the comprehnsion task for the day
 

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Yeah, i had heard of the infamous turkey slap a long time ago... yet to try it out on anyone though.

But there is a few good things you can do with your genitals to make life more fun.. i.e The brain, The bat wing, Tea bagging and the trombone!! :D
 

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But there is a few good things you can do with your genitals to make life more fun.. i.e The brain, The bat wing, Tea bagging and the trombone!! :D
What the hell are you Queenslanders up to?
:?: :?: :?: :?:
 

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Yeah, i had heard of the infamous turkey slap a long time ago... yet to try it out on anyone though.

But there is a few good things you can do with your genitals to make life more fun.. i.e The brain, The bat wing, Tea bagging and the trombone!! :D
what about the old KFC and HAMBURGER.
Really , what has the world come to when you cant rest your nuts on someones chin.
 

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Yeah, i had heard of the infamous turkey slap a long time ago... yet to try it out on anyone though.

But there is a few good things you can do with your genitals to make life more fun.. i.e The brain, The bat wing, Tea bagging and the trombone!! :D
Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:
 

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[quote author=Nutzcraw]
Yeah, i had heard of the infamous turkey slap a long time ago... yet to try it out on anyone though.

But there is a few good things you can do with your genitals to make life more fun.. i.e The brain, The bat wing, Tea bagging and the trombone!! :D
Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:






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very small part :blaugh:
 

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[quote author=Utility Player]
[quote author=Nutzcraw]
Yeah, i had heard of the infamous turkey slap a long time ago... yet to try it out on anyone though.

But there is a few good things you can do with your genitals to make life more fun.. i.e The brain, The bat wing, Tea bagging and the trombone!! :D
Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:






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very small part :blaugh:


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hahahhaa yes i had a very small part but they say it made the show :)
 

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Parden me, I thought we were talking about acts involving the opposite sex. If I had known you were just playing with yerselves I wouldn't have got involved. :)
 

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[quote author=earl]
[quote author=Utility Player]
[quote author=Nutzcraw]
Yeah, i had heard of the infamous turkey slap a long time ago... yet to try it out on anyone though.

But there is a few good things you can do with your genitals to make life more fun.. i.e The brain, The bat wing, Tea bagging and the trombone!! :D

Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:






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very small part :blaugh:


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hahahhaa yes i had a very small part but they say it made the show :)

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its alright mate, thats what the big sreen is for.
 

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[quote author=Nutzcraw]
[quote author=earl]
[quote author=Utility Player]
[quote author=Nutzcraw]
Yeah, i had heard of the infamous turkey slap a long time ago... yet to try it out on anyone though.

But there is a few good things you can do with your genitals to make life more fun.. i.e The brain, The bat wing, Tea bagging and the trombone!! :D

Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:






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very small part :blaugh:


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hahahhaa yes i had a very small part but they say it made the show :)

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its alright mate, thats what the big sreen is for.


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Mate, It's not small it's cute
 

clontaago

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Na its when your about to shoot, slap her in the back of the head and it comes out of her nose. Hence the name, the Angry Dragon.
 

earl

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ahh yes , that one,
Also known as the Packyour****enbagsyousickprick or illtakehalfyour****thanks.
 

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