Turkey Slap

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  1. Utility Player

    By:Utility PlayerJul 6, 2006
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    I am surprised none of you 18 to 39 nine year old BB fans have not had a thread on the recent controversy. I must have led a sheltered life as until this week I have never heard of the term Turkey Slap. Just wondering about how wide spread an activity it is amoung you younger folk. Is it called a Turkey slap because it is hoped by the performer to lead to a gobble gobble ?
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanJul 6, 2006
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    I know what one is but never had a name like that for it.

    If you hear Doug or I say "Salute" or "Salute it" that is what we are referring to
     
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    By:bysoJul 6, 2006
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    So do you salute each other often then?
     
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    By:FluffyJul 6, 2006
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    ive heard it refered as franking before

    i was thinking we whould hold a national day of protest where all the guys go home and turkey slap their missus.
     
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    By:DanJul 6, 2006
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    nice try byso but as usual you failed the comprehnsion task for the day
     
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    By:bysoJul 6, 2006
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    **yawn**
     
  7. Nutzcraw

    By:NutzcrawJul 6, 2006
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    Yeah, i had heard of the infamous turkey slap a long time ago... yet to try it out on anyone though.

    But there is a few good things you can do with your genitals to make life more fun.. i.e The brain, The bat wing, Tea bagging and the trombone!! :D
     
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    By:ManlyBackerJul 7, 2006
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    What the hell are you Queenslanders up to?
    :?: :?: :?: :?:
     
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    By:earlJul 7, 2006
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    what about the old KFC and HAMBURGER.
    Really , what has the world come to when you cant rest your nuts on someones chin.
     
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    By:Utility PlayerJul 7, 2006
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    Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:
     
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    Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:






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    very small part :blaugh:
     
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    Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:






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    very small part :blaugh:


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    hahahhaa yes i had a very small part but they say it made the show :)
     
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    Parden me, I thought we were talking about acts involving the opposite sex. If I had known you were just playing with yerselves I wouldn't have got involved. :)
     
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    Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:






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    very small part :blaugh:


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    hahahhaa yes i had a very small part but they say it made the show :)

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    its alright mate, thats what the big sreen is for.
     
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    Nutz, did you have a small part in puppetry of the penis :lol:






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    very small part :blaugh:


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    hahahhaa yes i had a very small part but they say it made the show :)

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    its alright mate, thats what the big sreen is for.


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    Mate, It's not small it's cute
     
  16. clontaago

    By:clontaagoJul 10, 2006
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    Go home and give your missus the "Angry Dragon"
     
  17. earl

    By:earlJul 10, 2006
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    is that where you blow smoke out of your arse??
     
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    By:clontaagoJul 10, 2006
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    Na its when your about to shoot, slap her in the back of the head and it comes out of her nose. Hence the name, the Angry Dragon.
     
  19. earl

    By:earlJul 10, 2006
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    ahh yes , that one,
    Also known as the Packyour****enbagsyousickprick or illtakehalfyour****thanks.
     
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    By:clontaagoJul 10, 2006
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    hehe, thats the one Earl
     
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