[Resurrected] Turbo injury, healthy, injury, healthy, and dancer - updates

[47MVEagle]

Yeah not a good look this Corso running business with this injury announcement only 2 days later.

 

[47MVEagle]

The Turbo household needs grab bars installed in the bathroom.

 

[nightster]

Accident in bathroom = feverish masturbation injury

 

[Snake]

What is even more embarrassing is that Harry is faster than Turbo. The average no name punter in the street moves better than our 1.1m Rolls Royce that sits in the garage all season.

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

The Turbo household needs grab bars installed in the bathroom.

And non-skid matting.

 

[AlxFromNthNarra]

If it was a cover up that's been going on for a few weeks, then how do you explain his sprint on Saturday night?

Easy. He lost. To a drunk teenager.

 

[Ron E. Gibbs]

What is even more embarrassing is that Harry is faster than Turbo. The average no name punter in the street moves better than our 1.1m Rolls Royce that sits in the garage all season.

But he has a name, and now the world knows it: he's Harry, the guy who's faster than Turbo. Also less prone to injury.

 

[EOL now nesting on the GC]

Look at the positive side.

He did it now instead of round 1.
It's the other hammy.
We have some time to drop in his replacement especially with the trial coming up.

I don't overly get the anger directed at him. Sure he probably did it in the corso sprint which let's be honest was only a light run.... he wasn't at full pace which can only be a good thing. In the video imagine him half way down and pulling up dropping to the floor in agony.

He obviously has issues but had we not signed him we would be just as filthy had he done a Teddy and become the best fullback in the world at another club. Short term pain for long term gain.

 

[ManlyTragic]

Look at the positive side.

He did it now instead of round 1.
It's the other hammy.
We have some time to drop in his replacement especially with the trial coming up.

I don't overly get the anger directed at him. Sure he probably did it in the corso sprint which let's be honest was only a light run.... he wasn't at full pace which can only be a good thing. In the video imagine him half way down and pulling up dropping to the floor in agony.

He obviously has issues but had we not signed him we would be just as filthy had he done a Teddy and become the best fullback in the world at another club. Short term pain for long term gain.

If he can’t sprint down the corso , he got no chance on lottoland

just sayin

 

[Bubbler]

Wheelchair Tom

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Tommy Turbulence

 

[winnyason]

Don't think I am surprised. We are ****ed a sub standard halfback at hooker and fill in fullback, no pressure on dce/foz and Schuster

 

[davohan123]

Roosters Souths panthers will do a number on us with Tom out.

Dragons game only one I give us a chance in the opening 4 rounds

 

[The better Robbo]

Don't think I am surprised. We are ****ed a sub standard halfback at hooker and fill in fullback, no pressure on dce/foz and Schuster

Certainly not a great way to start the season. Our #9 still stood down and now our best player out for 4 to 6 weeks.

 

[wombatgc]

Video on channel 9 tonight showing Tommy sprinting in the corso on saturday night against some bloke

Sounds like he did his hammy when pissed

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#EXCLUSIVE: This is the vision of Tom Trbojevic sprinting in The Corso, in Manly, Saturday night. The Sea Eagles insist this is not when he injured himself. Trbojevic maintains he was injured slipping in the bathroom. Full story with
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I haven’t read thru the last six pages. I know I’ll cop grief for this story, but here it goes.
Daughter is meeting friend in Surfers tonight.
.
Catches Uber like her father would (cough,splutter,cough).
On the way actually remembers what I’ve taught her Uber/taxi...first question do you follow footy, depending on the answer, follow up Q, who for?
Well, she did that, and it turned out Uber driver was a Manly fan who had lived not far from the Ts . He even showed daughter his speed dial to the king John T.
So she rings me up from Surfers and says, yes it’s bull****. Tommy was half pissed when he raced "Harry" and didn’t realise the damage until the next day.
The spin doctors took over. But apparently Tommy is gutted he had to lie.
Make of that what you will?

 

[winnyason]

Certainly not a great way to start the season. Our #9 still stood down and now our best player out for 4 to 6 weeks.

That on top of first 3 games we are screwed. I love footy

 

[Chunky]

I think it's time to renegotiate Turbos contract. Make it appearance based.

Give him 520k base rate (pretty sure he can live on 10k per week pre tax). Then make it 20k per game played. If he plays the season he gets his 1.1m. If he plays 10 games it's 200k. Potentially frees up some cash each year for upgrades etc. Best case plays every game and we get that value for money.

 

[XV-1]

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I haven’t read thru the last six pages. I know I’ll cop grief for this story, but here it goes.
Daughter is meeting friend in Surfers tonight.
.
Catches Uber like her father would (cough,splutter,cough).
On the way actually remembers what I’ve taught her Uber/taxi...first question do you follow footy, depending on the answer, follow up Q, who for?
Well, she did that, and it turned out Uber driver was a Manly fan who had lived not far from the Ts . He even showed daughter his speed dial to the king John T.
So she rings me up from Surfers and says, yes it’s bull****. Tommy was half pissed when he raced "Harry" and didn’t realise the damage until the next day.
The spin doctors took over. But apparently Tommy is gutted he had to lie.
Make of that what you will?

That is the truth. We have all been there after a few too many drinks.

 

[Damien2812]

So with this latest set back to Turbo It's looking like Matt Moylan is more durable than Turbo.. 🙁

 

[wombatgc]

So with this latest set back to Turbo It's looking like Matt Moylan is more durable than Turbo.. 🙁

Harsh,but true.