Tues Funny

[clontaago]

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"

The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"

 

[Ryan]

LoL. I'll use that one.

 

[Dan]

was funny the other week too but worth reading again

 

[Fluffy]

it was funnier the first time