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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"

The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
 

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was funny the other week too but worth reading again
 

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