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Tues Funny

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

    The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"

    The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

    "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
     
  2. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    LoL. I'll use that one.
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    was funny the other week too but worth reading again
     
  4. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    it was funnier the first time
     

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