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A teacher is explaining biology to her year 1 class "Human beings are the only animals that stutter" she says

Little Suzy raises her hand and says "miss I had a kitty cat that stuttered"

The teacher knowing how precious some childrens stories could be asked suzy to explain.

"well" says Suzy "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door jumped over the fence into our yard"

"oh dear that must have been scary " said the teacher

"It sure was" said Suzy "my kitty went fffff, fffff, fffff ... and before he could say f uck the rottweiler ate him"
 

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