Topical new ditty - to the tune of an old favourite

[Phantar]

Here we go, I've had various versions of this in my head for more than thirty years. Here's the latest:

Kingy's pounding down like a machine
Matty's winning the ball for the team
Kieran's taking chances
Daly's got all the answers
And Jamie’s eyes have got that ’Killer’ gleam
Wolfman’s playing havoc with the linesmen
Snakeman, it's good to see you back
Stevie's making runs
Chocky's playing numb
Kitey's chewing gum
and Glenn's fending off defenders, so just relax

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon


Hope you enjoy.

 

[Phantar]

Here we go, I've had various versions of this in my head for more than thirty years. Here's the latest:

Kingy's pounding down like a machine
Matty's winning the ball for the team
Kieran's taking chances
Daly's got all the answers
And Jamie’s eyes have got that ’Killer’ gleam
Wolfman’s playing havoc with the linesmen
Snakeman, it's good to see you back
Stevie's making runs
Chocky's playing numb
Kitey's chewing gum
and Glenn's fending off defenders, so just relax

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon


Hope you enjoy.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

Here we go, I've had various versions of this in my head for more than thirty years. Here's the latest:

Kingy's pounding down like a machine
Matty's winning the ball for the team
Kieran's taking chances
Daly's got all the answers
And Jamie’s eyes have got that ’Killer’ gleam
Wolfman’s playing havoc with the linesmen
Snakeman, it's good to see you back
Stevie's making runs
Kitey's chewing gum
and Glenn's fending off defenders, so just relax

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon


Hope you enjoy.

Nice, Watmough?

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

Here we go, I've had various versions of this in my head for more than thirty years. Here's the latest:

Kingy's pounding down like a machine
Matty's winning the ball for the team
Kieran's taking chances
Daly's got all the answers
And Jamie’s eyes have got that ’Killer’ gleam
Wolfman’s playing havoc with the linesmen
Snakeman, it's good to see you back
Stevie's making runs
Kitey's chewing gum
and Glenn's fending off defenders, so just relax

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon


Hope you enjoy.

Nice, Watmough?

 

[Phantar]

Amended.

 

[Phantar]

Amended.

 

[Napper]

Here we go, I've had various versions of this in my head for more than thirty years. Here's the latest:

Kingy's pounding down like a machine
Matty's winning the ball for the team
T-rex can't be seen
Kieran's taking chances
Daly's got all the answers
And Jamie’s eyes have got that ’Killer’ gleam
Wolfman’s playing havoc with the linesmen
Snakeman, it's good to see you back
Stevie's making runs
Chocky's playing numb
Kitey's chewing gum
and Glenn's fending off defenders, so just relax

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon


Hope you enjoy.

I threw in a line for ya 😉

 

[Napper]

Here we go, I've had various versions of this in my head for more than thirty years. Here's the latest:

Kingy's pounding down like a machine
Matty's winning the ball for the team
T-rex can't be seen
Kieran's taking chances
Daly's got all the answers
And Jamie’s eyes have got that ’Killer’ gleam
Wolfman’s playing havoc with the linesmen
Snakeman, it's good to see you back
Stevie's making runs
Chocky's playing numb
Kitey's chewing gum
and Glenn's fending off defenders, so just relax

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon


Hope you enjoy.

I threw in a line for ya 😉

 

[Phantar]

Like it!

 

[Phantar]

Like it!

 

[The Who]

It would make a terrific video if the team sang it and hammed it up for the cameras.

 

[The Who]

It would make a terrific video if the team sang it and hammed it up for the cameras.

 

[Phantar]

Kingy's pounding down like a machine
Matty's winning the ball for the team
Fozzy's taking chances
Daly's got the answers
And Jamie’s eyes have got that 'Killer’ gleam
Wolfman’s playing havoc with the linesmen
Snakeman, it's good to see you back

Chocky's playing numb
Stevie's made a run
and Gifty's fending off defenders, so just relax

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon

Oldy likes a coldy
Brent's flying high
whilst Joe's still on the go
Buhrer's on his scooter
Georgie hits the line
and T-rex can't be seen
Ben's the forgotten guy
Jorje's making hay
Vic's the quiet gun
Dan, wish you were staying
Manly's fans are praying

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon

With apologies to Tim Robinson and Liam Foran.

 

[Phantar]

Kingy's pounding down like a machine
Matty's winning the ball for the team
Fozzy's taking chances
Daly's got the answers
And Jamie’s eyes have got that 'Killer’ gleam
Wolfman’s playing havoc with the linesmen
Snakeman, it's good to see you back

Chocky's playing numb
Stevie's made a run
and Gifty's fending off defenders, so just relax

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon

Oldy likes a coldy
Brent's flying high
whilst Joe's still on the go
Buhrer's on his scooter
Georgie hits the line
and T-rex can't be seen
Ben's the forgotten guy
Jorje's making hay
Vic's the quiet gun
Dan, wish you were staying
Manly's fans are praying

C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon c'mon
C'mon Manly c'mon

With apologies to Tim Robinson and Liam Foran.