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Today's joke
Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,
Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"......
"SEX!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you
couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, and then unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly
each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who
was holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing
creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"
Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,
Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"......
"SEX!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you
couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, and then unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly
each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who
was holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing
creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"
