Today's joke

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  1. Guest

    By:GuestAug 12, 2005
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    Today's joke

    A priest offered a lift to a nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit apart to reveal a shapely leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

    After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand onto her thigh.

    The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

    The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her thigh again. The nun once again said, "Father, please remember Psalm 129!"

    The priest apologised. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

    Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek further up, you will find glory."

    Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanAug 12, 2005
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    Jokes with a moral cease to be a joke. What is this the Cosby show???

    it had some merit though :D
     
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    By:MatabeleAug 12, 2005
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    :lol:

    bible basher.
     
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