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clontaago

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Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?

A: Hose A and Hose B
 

Jatz Crackers

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Q: Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

A: Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA !
 

Jatz Crackers

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There is a Mexican grandfather, father and son in a car.

Q: Which one is driving ?

A: None. The police are.
 

clontaago

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What do you call a mexican who has had his car stolen?

Carlos
 

Jatz Crackers

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Q: Why are there only two pall-bearers at a Mexican funeral?

A: There are only two handles on a garbage can!
 

PJ

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What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
"Steal a chicken"
 

PJ

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Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed!
 

Nutzcraw

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Fark.. that's gold... sort of reminds me of an old school aboriginal joke...

Why don't you throw rocks at an aborignal driving??

Cuz it might be your car

hahah.. cruel but gold
 

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