Thursday (not so ) funny

[clontaago]

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?

A: Hose A and Hose B

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Q: Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

A: Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA !

 

[clontaago]

What do you call a mexican with one tooth?

Juanita

 

[Jatz Crackers]

There is a Mexican grandfather, father and son in a car.

Q: Which one is driving ?

A: None. The police are.

 

[clontaago]

What do you call a mexican who has had his car stolen?

Carlos

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Q: Why are there only two pall-bearers at a Mexican funeral?

A: There are only two handles on a garbage can!

 

[PJ]

What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
"Steal a chicken"

 

[PJ]

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed!

 

[Nutzcraw]

Fark.. that's gold... sort of reminds me of an old school aboriginal joke...

Why don't you throw rocks at an aborignal driving??

Cuz it might be your car

hahah.. cruel but gold