Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, Feb 8, 2007.
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names? A: Hose A and Hose B
Q: Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? A: Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA !
What do you call a mexican with one tooth? Juanita
There is a Mexican grandfather, father and son in a car. Q: Which one is driving ? A: None. The police are.
What do you call a mexican who has had his car stolen? Carlos
Q: Why are there only two pall-bearers at a Mexican funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can!
What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook? "Steal a chicken"
Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels? So they can drive handcuffed!
Fark.. that's gold... sort of reminds me of an old school aboriginal joke... Why don't you throw rocks at an aborignal driving?? Cuz it might be your car hahah.. cruel but gold
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