Q: Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? A: Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA !
There is a Mexican grandfather, father and son in a car. Q: Which one is driving ? A: None. The police are.
Q: Why are there only two pall-bearers at a Mexican funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can!
Fark.. that's gold... sort of reminds me of an old school aboriginal joke... Why don't you throw rocks at an aborignal driving?? Cuz it might be your car hahah.. cruel but gold
