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Matabele

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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and
completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
result,but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
 

Narcissus

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Thanks Mata, you brought up some bad, bad memories.

When I was in primary school, I had a spelling test. I got all of them right but my teacher only gave me 99%.

When I asked him why, he told me "because nobody is perfect."

I swear to God, that is the honest truth!
 

Fro

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I think its time you've moved on Narc, you know you were asking for trouble when the 2 of you got home schooled by Dans mum.
 

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