Thursday Funny

A coach load of Nuns on a day excursion crashes over a cliff killing all on board.

On arrival at the pearly gates the Nuns are in line being ushered through by St Peter
He asks the 1st nun "have you ever had contact with a penis" to which she replies once long ago when she was about 12 she played you show me yours and ill show you mine with the boy next door and toutched his penis with the tip of her finger. St peter instructs her to wash her finger in the font of holy water and proceed inside. He asks the next nun the same question and she replies she once fondled her highschool sweethart's penis before decideing to join the nunary. She is told to wash both hands in the font and proceed through the gates. At that moment there is a commotion in the line of nuns with one nun pushing her way to the front. St Peter is somewhat agast at this behaviur and asks what all the fuss is about . The nun who has pushed her way to the front declares if you expect me to gargle that stuff you better let me do it before Sister Margaret washers her arse in it
 

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