Thurs jokes

PJ

Bencher
The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is
cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year
on Main St!
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Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating
today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as
The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the
sea.
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Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm wild and
wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her.
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Two planeloads of volunteers left Macquarie Fields today bound for New
Orleans to assist with the looting.
 

PJ

Bencher
Yeah I know Flip they are pretty bad taste but unfortunately the ones that are bad taste always seem to be funnier.
 
Bencher
A spokesman for The Animals today issued an official statement apologising, "apparently there isn't a house in Nrew Orleans".
 

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