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At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth last night, George W. Bush
turned to the Queen and said:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country
is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you
have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."


George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
then?"
To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to
be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush."


George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire
then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again,
Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge -
and you are not an Emperor."


Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
 

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I was going to put it in a poll :)
 

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I didnt know bush was in Australia at the moment.
 

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Someone explain the concept of humour to Fluff ;)

Maybe Ridgey is up for the job?
 

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Ridgey is about as humourous as a bout of cancer.
 

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conspicuous by his absence today though
 

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its not my fault your joke had holes so big that even Zorba and Roach tied together for a 3 legged race could fall through.
 

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most jokes do Fluff, I wasnt writing a thesis
 

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i know, its just that the metaphor was too good to waste
 

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yes it was a very creative effort
 

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