Thought for the day........

[Fro]

At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth last night, George W. Bush
turned to the Queen and said:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country
is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you
have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."


George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
then?"
To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to
be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush."


George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire
then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again,
Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge -
and you are not an Emperor."


Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

 

[Dan]

nice!

 

[Fro]

I was going to put it in a poll

 

[Nutzcraw]

yeah i like that one...

best one for 2006 i say!

 

[Fluffy]

I didnt know bush was in Australia at the moment.

 

[Fro]

Someone explain the concept of humour to Fluff

Maybe Ridgey is up for the job?

 

[robbiea]

Ridgey is about as humourous as a bout of cancer.

 

[Fro]

conspicuous by his absence today though

 

[Fluffy]

its not my fault your joke had holes so big that even Zorba and Roach tied together for a 3 legged race could fall through.

 

[Fro]

most jokes do Fluff, I wasnt writing a thesis

 

[Fluffy]

i know, its just that the metaphor was too good to waste

 

[Fro]

yes it was a very creative effort