Thought for the day........

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  1. Fro

    By:FroMar 14, 2006
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    At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth last night, George W. Bush
    turned to the Queen and said:
    "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country
    is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
    The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you
    have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."


    George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
    then?"
    To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to
    be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush."


    George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire
    then?"
    The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again,
    Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge -
    and you are not an Emperor."


    Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
    you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanMar 14, 2006
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    nice!
     
  3. Fro

    By:FroMar 14, 2006
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    I was going to put it in a poll :)
     
  4. Nutzcraw

    By:NutzcrawMar 14, 2006
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    yeah i like that one...

    best one for 2006 i say!
     
  5. Fluffy

    By:FluffyMar 15, 2006
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    I didnt know bush was in Australia at the moment.
     
  6. Fro

    By:FroMar 15, 2006
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    Someone explain the concept of humour to Fluff ;)

    Maybe Ridgey is up for the job?
     
  7. robbiea

    By:robbieaMar 15, 2006
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    Ridgey is about as humourous as a bout of cancer.
     
  8. Fro

    By:FroMar 15, 2006
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    conspicuous by his absence today though
     
  9. Fluffy

    By:FluffyMar 15, 2006
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    its not my fault your joke had holes so big that even Zorba and Roach tied together for a 3 legged race could fall through.
     
  10. Fro

    By:FroMar 16, 2006
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    most jokes do Fluff, I wasnt writing a thesis
     
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    By:FluffyMar 16, 2006
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    i know, its just that the metaphor was too good to waste
     
  12. Fro

    By:FroMar 16, 2006
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    yes it was a very creative effort
     
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