this one is too good not to be shared..........

Fro

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A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most - cars and men. What's your name?" she asked.








"Beerf*ck," he replied.
 
that was so good I told a work mate....she almost bitch slapped me!
 
I was telling that one to the boys I play volleyball last night.

we lost the next point cause one guy was laughing so much he couldnt move.
 

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