A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?" she asked. "Beerf*ck," he replied.
I was telling that one to the boys I play volleyball last night. we lost the next point cause one guy was laughing so much he couldnt move.
