The Vibrator

PJ

Bencher
As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within.

Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: "what in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied: "mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go
away and leave me lone.''
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate
love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: "dad I'm
thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get
to
a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple of days later the wife came home from a shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen table and heard a buzzing noise coming
from, of all places, the living room.
She entered and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a
cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked 'what the hell are you doing?'
The husband replied I'm watching football with my son in law'
 
nice....I can see linda rolling her eyes already
 
yeah I knew that when I posted it champ!
 

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