The Great Proclamations Thread

[Kevinward777]

-Barrett is a dud.
-Dessie's back - back again.
-Tommy Tissue is king.
-DCE is worth 400k a season more than Chad.
-Saab is a real weapon.
-Saab can catch kicks.
-Croker is laughing right now.
-Lawton's signing makes sense.
-Marty is much more than his personal stats.
-No look passes are not for the faint hearted.
-The recruitment team knows a thing or two.
-Garrick has had the last laugh.
-Parker is better than many believed.
-Hook has never won anything.
-Hook won't be winning anything soon.
-Des has made five grand finals.
-Des has won two premierships.
-Little Koalas need protecting.

 

[Ryan]

I'll try and answer best I can mate

-Barrett is a dud: Getting harder to argue against that. I do feel bad for him.
-Dessie's back - back again: Most certainly is. Even our defense structures seem better
-Tommy Tissue is king: Not sure what this means, but glad to have him back !!
-DCE is worth 400k a season more than Chad: Certainly found form ! He's great !
-Saab is a real weapon: Bloody oath he is, and I reckon he's only scratched the surface.
-Saab can catch kicks: He most certainly can, I agree.
-Croker is laughing right now: Not sure what this means, but he's always been good imo.
-Lawton's signing makes sense: Unsure about this tbh. We'll see. What position is he?
-Marty is much more than his personal stats: 100%, love him on and off the field. Asset.
-No look passes are not for the faint hearted: Don't stop them. We need the X-factor. Love it.
-The recruitment team knows a thing or two: One game above .500 - we'll see.
-Garrick has had the last laugh: Certainly has. Found form AND consistency. Goals too !
-Parker is better than many believed: He's always been solid. Better than Walker? Not sure.
-Hook has never won anything: Is that The Dragons coach? He's pretty good.
-Hook won't be winning anything soon: They will be hot and cold imo. Rocks and diamonds.
-Des has made five grand finals: Fark yeah. He definitively said we'll see, and we are seeing.
-Des has won two premierships: And more to come imo.
-Little Koalas need protecting: Awwwww, always mate !

 

[Kevinward777]

I'll try and answer best I can mate

-Barrett is a dud: Getting harder to argue against that. I do feel bad for him.
-Dessie's back - back again: Most certainly is. Even our defense structures seem better
-Tommy Tissue is king: Not sure what this means, but glad to have him back !!
-DCE is worth 400k a season more than Chad: Certainly found form ! He's great !
-Saab is a real weapon: Bloody oath he is, and I reckon he's only scratched the surface.
-Saab can catch kicks: He most certainly can, I agree.
-Croker is laughing right now: Not sure what this means, but he's always been good imo.
-Lawton's signing makes sense: Unsure about this tbh. We'll see. What position is he?
-Marty is much more than his personal stats: 100%, love him on and off the field. Asset.
-No look passes are not for the faint hearted: Don't stop them. We need the X-factor. Love it.
-The recruitment team knows a thing or two: One game above .500 - we'll see.
-Garrick has had the last laugh: Certainly has. Found form AND consistency. Goals too !
-Parker is better than many believed: He's always been solid. Better than Walker? Not sure.
-Hook has never won anything: Is that The Dragons coach? He's pretty good.
-Hook won't be winning anything soon: They will be hot and cold imo. Rocks and diamonds.
-Des has made five grand finals: Fark yeah. He definitively said we'll see, and we are seeing.
-Des has won two premierships: And more to come imo.
-Little Koalas need protecting: Awwwww, always mate !

Haha - great stuff Ryan - proclaim it brother!

 

[cc eagle]

-Barrett is a dud.
-Dessie's back - back again.
-Tommy Tissue is king.
-DCE is worth 400k a season more than Chad.
-Saab is a real weapon.
-Saab can catch kicks.
-Croker is laughing right now.
-Lawton's signing makes sense.
-Marty is much more than his personal stats.
-No look passes are not for the faint hearted.
-The recruitment team knows a thing or two.
-Garrick has had the last laugh.
-Parker is better than many believed.
-Hook has never won anything.
-Hook won't be winning anything soon.
-Des has made five grand finals.
-Des has won two premierships.
-Little Koalas need protecting.

And I will walk 500 miles ( to watch us beat the worms, or any other team)

 

[Kevinward777]

And I will walk 500 miles ( to watch us beat the worms, or any other team)

Just for you chitch.

 

[Dan]

My bold proclamation...we will win another game

 

[Kevinward777]

My bold proclamation...we will win another game

I believe your proclomation is very good chance of being right.

 

[Dan]

I believe your proclomation is very good chance of being right.

Just call me NostraDanus

 

[Kevinward777]

Just call me NostraDanus

Yes, yes - I like it!

 

[Dan]

Yes, yes - I like it!

I put the anus in NostraDanus????

 

[Kevinward777]

I put the anus in NostraDanus????

And I put the semen in amusement.