The English Bulldog

[Earnie the Eagle]

The English Bulldog according to Australian Kennel Standards.


Bulldog adults are quiet and rather phlegmatic, spending much of the day snoring on the sofa.

Tenacious stubbornness if he decides he really, really doesn't want to do something (Des Hasler)

Serious food possessiveness -- Bulldogs should not be fed around small children or other pets .

Poor Breeders.

Snorting, snuffling, wheezing, grunting, loud snoring.

Slobbering and drooling.

Persistent Gassiness (flatulence) Farting

A multitude of health problems, a short lifespan, and sky-high vet bills.

Amazing that this profile fits the current Canterberry Bulldogs, their coach and supporters.

 

[Captain Moondog]

Geez Ernie, that profile seems to fit me too (apart from the poor breeder bit). Hope I don't turn into a Dogs supporter. lol.

 

[Earnie the Eagle]

Geez Ernie, that profile seems to fit me too (apart from the poor breeder bit). Hope I don't turn into a Dogs supporter. lol.

It could apply to most fellas. lol

 

[Clint]

haha nice one moondog. My missus reckons the same thing too.... about me not you😛

 

[Captain Moondog]

haha nice one moondog. My missus reckons the same thing too.... about me not you😛

Whatever she's telling you Clint, it's not true!

 

[Nthn NSW]

Sounds like a certain journo by the same name..

 

[eagles2win]

Why do I get the feeling we'll be seeing a few signs of 'English bulldog' for James Graham next season