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Sunday at Suncorp

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Matabele, May 5, 2008.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

    +516 /14
    So I've been in Queensland for 3 weeks, hence my silence.  The yokels up here stare blankly when you ask for internet and assume you're looking for the circus.

    Anyways, I shall be at Suncorp this Sunday to see the Silvertails slay the hillbillies.  Given we hear nothing but Broincos and Lions news up here, I can tell you that the inbreds aren't viewing Manly as much of a threat, they expect to lap us by 23 which is their average total number of fingers and toes.

    Interesting that our boys piked the City vs Country nonsense.  Hopefully Lyon has ironed out his problems and Stewart has left his calf problems behind before this Sunday's game.  Though I'm told King's fingernail is so badly chipped that he'll be absent for 6 weeks?

    Have given the away suppoprters Bay the flick this weekend.  Can't be bothered paying good money to stare into the sun.  We shall be diagonally opposite that bay on the Western Grandstand - unlicensed, figuring there's less chance of me having my throat cut by some big, fat boorish Queenslander.

    What is it about the way the Queenslanders all drop their vowels?  I am so sick and tired of hearing about the Brhonkhoes. 
  2. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo

    +669 /35
    you cruel bastard u still havent admitted u were wrong about king :p

    im sure we'll catch up sometime on sunday im going to hotel la for the club function but it will only be a brief stop before heading to the real action at the caxtion.

    By the way mata i am now a real  "Eagles" Boy so to speak :)
  3. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

    +170 /1
    Lockyer is out. That should help
  4. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member

    +215 /5
    What Bonkos are playing in the test? Any with Lockyer out? Thaiday should be there but with no Petero I can't think of any.
  5. vidmar

    vidmar Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

    +278 /0
    Flying up on Saturday and will be at the function on Sunday pre-game.
    Hope to meet up with a few of you and say G'day
  6. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

    +2,756 /88
    Hopefully Hodges is out as well
  7. Dan

    Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor 2017 Tipping Competitor

    +7,730 /120
    Nothing wrong with Queenslanders, I am soon to be one, I have even started growing my rats tail
  8. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

    +972 /7
    I hope your wardrobe can handle fuschia and electric blue combinations :p
  9. Dan

    Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor 2017 Tipping Competitor

    +7,730 /120
    Leanne is changing her name to Shazza too and I am considering either Bazza, Dazza or Wazza
  10. nodd

    nodd Well-Known Member

    +105 /5

    Ipswich Appeal

    Hurricane Shazza hit Ipswich in the early hours of Monday 26th
    November 2007. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering

    The hurricane devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of
    damage. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many
    locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived. The
    Ipswich Times reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
    bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
    something interesting had happened in Ipswich

    One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old
    mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes
    came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two Joachim and River
    slept through it all.'

    Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried
    on as normal. The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000
    crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals.
    Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found
    large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards,
    Jewellery from Kmart, and Bone China from Big W.


    This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
    unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
    sought after - items most needed include: flannelette shirts, tight
    blue jeans or spandex, singlet's (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg
    boots and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.
    Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
    Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked
    beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.

    Donations of $15.00 will be taken to buy a packet of winny blue 25s and
    a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

    **Breaking news**
    Ipswich Uniting Church has cancelled their local 'Nativity Display'
    due to their inability to find three wise men or a virgin. Please don't
    forward this to anyone living in Ipswich - oh, stuff it, they won't
    be able to read it, anyway!
  11. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

    +516 /14
    It is official:  Ipswich is a hole.

    See you lads at the Caxton.

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