Stand by for three months of fake news

[The Who]

Get prepared for fake stories from each club about:
"We've never been fitter"
"Our new Super-coach" (This one is already in circulation to describe Newcastle's new bloke)
"XYZ youngster to crack First Grade this season"
"Anything bar a premiership will feel like a failure"
"We're bigger, stronger and better than ever"
"XYZ coach to shake up starting line-up" (again, Mole has written this about Schuster) . . .

It's going to be a long three months. Don't believe anything you read from the media hacks.

 

[mickqld]

Yep the Ibis brigade will be scouring the fan chat sites for any piece of click bait they can find. It's not like they would actually get their arses out of the office chair and go talk to people in the clubs

 

[robbiea]

Yep the Ibis brigade will be scouring the fan chat sites for any piece of click bait they can find. It's not like they would actually get their arses out of the office chair and go talk to people in the clubs

Not even sure if they get their lazy arses out of their lounge room chairs these days.

 

[Bring back the.... Biff?]

Toughest pre season ever blah blah blah full credit to the boys yadda yadda yadda

 

[globaleagle]

We should turn this into a fake news thread for this site!!!

"ge makes typo!"

"Irish born Woodsie uses P.S correctly!"

 

[Moondog]

"Can this be the year for Parramatta ?"

 

[maxta]

Agree with this - Mole included- but Schuster is rated a real chance to break into the Manly team with the first REAL look at him to be most likely in the 7s next month aling with Hoppa

 

[Lyonstomenzies]

This will be followed up 3 months later with “the coach has the full support of the board”

 

[DUFFMAN]

You forgot Roosters to sign State of Origin star for $450,000 per season after releasing a fringe first grader from his $900,000 a season contract while still having $1,000,000 left to buy other players.

 

[MadMarcus]

Good thread, but I don't like how the thread title implies there are 9 months of the year where there is not "fake news"... I think a better title would be:

Stand by for three months of a higher then usual level of fake news

 

[robbiea]

Three months footage of a new fake war will get us there !

 

[weev]

Never been fitter
Full support of the board
Always wanted a crack at super league

 

[The Wheel]

Talking about fake news the Lurker as gone MIA on Sporting News

 

[The Who]

Couple of beauties in today's Telecrap:
Arrow's tears at Titans exit; and
Pom set to take NRL by storm

 

[QueefRichards]

Im hearing reports that a clubs new recruit has been 'training the house down'

 

[pt73]

Penrith players say Trent Barrett has given them a completely new perspective on how they should play and are looking forward to huge 2020.

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

Paul McGregor excited at the arrival of new assistant coach Flanagan at the Dragons.

 

[The Who]

NRL.com: "Milford already humming in return to five eighth says Seibold"

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

And this one, “Latrell never been happier after signing a$450k a year contract with Souths and is looking forward to some new challenges” ( after also agreeing to mow Rusty’s lawn twice a year for a further $450k).

 

[simon64]

Toughest pre season ever blah blah blah full credit to the boys yadda yadda yadda

This is my personal favourite. Trotted out by every club, every year.

Along with......"there's a really good feeling in the club right now and the boys can't wait to rip in".