1. A little girl comes home from school and says to her mother "Mum, Mum! Today i saw Billy's penis at school and it was like a peanut!!" The mother replies "Is that because it was small??" The little girl replies "No, It's because it tasted salty like a Peanut!" 2. A family are driving behind a truck when a big dildo flies out of the truck and hits their front windscreen. Being a good catholic the mother tries to protect her sons innocence and says "wow, that was a big insect" The Son replies "I'm surprised it can fly with a cock that big!" Couple of ****ty ones but might liven up someones day
