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Some sweet jokes for you kids

Nutzcraw

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1. A little girl comes home from school and says to her mother "Mum, Mum! Today i saw Billy's penis at school and it was like a peanut!!"

The mother replies "Is that because it was small??"

The little girl replies "No, It's because it tasted salty like a Peanut!"

2. A family are driving behind a truck when a big dildo flies out of the truck and hits their front windscreen. Being a good catholic the mother tries to protect her sons innocence and says "wow, that was a big insect"

The Son replies "I'm surprised it can fly with a cock that big!"

Couple of ****ty ones but might liven up someones day
 

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