I am a long time reader first time poster. I saw the previous sledge post and frankly was a little disappointed. Here are some suggestions To Melbourne generally "Nobody loves you. How do you know this is going live into Melbourne? They are probably watching the Gilmore Girls" "You're not a club, you're a marketing exercise, that's failed" "If you are going to wrestle so much couldn't you ugly f*ckers at least wear masks" "Hey Bellamy the bookies have us as favourites. That must mean the result is decided." To Smith: "Pity its not tag-team wrestling, today" To Turner: "Got Inglis's palm print out of your chest yet" "You know Inglis looks across at you every game and says damn 'why isn't he in the opposition?'" To Quinn: "Try using something besides your elbows to tackle with" "That Kiwi wants his spit back. Says you weren't worth it" Inglis: "Isn't there a Brisbane nightclub fight for you to be at? Say hello to the Broncos for us" Folau: "God doesn't want you playing rugby league. He told me"Â Slater: "Have you ever punched anyone who wasn't being held by your teammates" "Billy know what a slater is? A grub!" Cronk: "Why didn't you tell Bellamy and Wally wanker to zip it?" "They'd still have Orford back in a heartbeat" Geyer: "There was only one footballer in you family and it was the one with hair"Â Crocker: "Hey you where your name comes from? Crock-a sh*t" "Don't you know the Orangutan enclosure closing now. Don't make the zookeepers come after you again"