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PJ

Bencher
I need some more sad oneliners so I thought I'd start up a thread ...I'll get it started with a couple...

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.


Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent..
 

Normie

Bencher
2 nuns were having a bath, 1 says "Where's the soap?" & the other replies "Certainly does!"

A man was at the zoo & he saw a sign saying "Beware the Llama spits", and he was!
 
Man walks into a Doctors office with a steering wheel Sticking out his fly. Dr says how did that happen & he replies dont know but it's driving me nuts
 

PJ

Bencher
Lol- I like the nun one!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you but don't start anything."

"Doc- I can't stop singing the "Green Green Grass of Home."
"Sounds like you might have Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, it's not unusual."
 
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