I need some more sad oneliners so I thought I'd start up a thread ...I'll get it started with a couple... Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!â€ÂÂ. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent..
2 nuns were having a bath, 1 says "Where's the soap?" & the other replies "Certainly does!" A man was at the zoo & he saw a sign saying "Beware the Llama spits", and he was!
Man walks into a Doctors office with a steering wheel Sticking out his fly. Dr says how did that happen & he replies dont know but it's driving me nuts
Lol- I like the nun one! A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you but don't start anything." "Doc- I can't stop singing the "Green Green Grass of Home." "Sounds like you might have Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, it's not unusual."
