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Shane Warne - joke

Discussion in 'Cricket Forum' started by byso, Jul 7, 2005.

  1. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Shane Warne's team mates were perplexed one morning to see Shane walk into
    the change rooms with a pair of women's panties on his arm. Somewhat used to
    Shane's tendencies, they let it go and went about getting ready. The day
    wore on; Shane bowled a few overs and the batsman came and went with a
    puzzled expression on their faces but no one dared ask about the panties.

    Finally, Ricky Ponting walked up to Shane between overs and gently whispered
    to him. "Er Shane," he said, "We've come to expect many unusual things from
    you, but we're a bit worried that you seem to be wearing a pair of women's
    panties on your arm. Please tell me this doesn't mean more trouble."

    "Oh no," Shane grinned. "It's The Patch. I'm trying to quit."

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