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Fro

First Grader
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He is playing in the water and she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.

The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. Swept away.

She raises her hands to the sky as she screams and cries, "Lord, how
could you? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother?
Haven't I been a
wonderful mother? Haven't I kept a kosher home?
Haven't I given to B'nai B'rith? Haven't I given to Hadassah? Haven't I lit
candles every Friday
night? Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?"

A voice booms from the sky, "Okay, okay!"

A few minutes later, another huge wave appears out of nowhere and
crashes on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there,
smiling and splashing around as if nothing had ever happened.

The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"

She responds, "He had a hat."
 

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