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Bugger, I’m 171cm (seriously)

I expected the height restriction to be a bit taller than that - I’m normal-sized FFS!

In the fair dinkum dept .... it is a bit penny pinching to hire a mascot to fit a used sweaty smelly old costume ..... can't the miserable buggers just hire the best available and make a suit to fit them .....
 
Ms Yokahontas, For what it is worth ...... the average height for a lady in Australia according to The National Data Acquisition Centre Australian Bureau of Statistics is 161.8 cm .

Yeah, I knew that - but surely you’d expect Egor to be a male? I’m pretty much average height if I were male, and average shoe size as well, so the costume feet should fit!
 
In the fair dinkum dept .... it is a bit penny pinching to hire a mascot to fit a used sweaty smelly old costume ..... can't the miserable buggers just hire the best available and make a suit to fit them .....

As long as we’re not recruiting players on the same basis I’m happy...
 
This question on the mascot application made me laugh.
2. Describe the performance style(s) in which you are most experienced:
Mine are:
household athletic moves I never knew I could make, involving furniture, walls and the floor, when Manly wins a tight match
and
unique, slightly tipsy free dance on pub dance floors.😉
 
In the fair dinkum dept .... it is a bit penny pinching to hire a mascot to fit a used sweaty smelly old costume ..... can't the miserable buggers just hire the best available and make a suit to fit them .....

Probably worried they may have to buy another new one in 2020 if Greenturd succeeds in turning Sea Eagles into Sand Gropers
 

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