Seamus and Patrick (Dublin Mechanical Engineers)

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  1. PJ

    By:PJJun 7, 2006
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    Engineers Patrick and Seamus ( Dublin mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
    A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
    We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick "but we don't have a ladder."
    The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "5 metres," and walked away.
    Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde?
    We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanJun 8, 2006
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    piss poor
     
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    By:FluffyJun 8, 2006
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    its just too unrealistic - a female with a wrench and a tape measure in her pocket - sheesh.
     
  4. Nutzcraw

    By:NutzcrawJun 8, 2006
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    hahhaha i like it!!
     
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