clontaago

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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of VB, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,


"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
 

Dan

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nice mate.....nice....

I can so see that......

How is the new place by the way?
 

clontaago

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Yeah going well. We hope to be out of there by about March next year. It was going to be a bit earlier but Tez decided to buy a new Audi yesterday so we have to wait a bit longer.
 

Dan

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lol impulse purchase. What type of Audi?
 

Canteen Worker

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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me, \"You should be hung!\"

I took a drink from my can of VB, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,


\"I am. That's why she cuts the grass.\"
We know this is a fiction story - it is never sunny enough to mow the lawn in Melbourne!!!!
 

clontaago

First Grader
Actually CW it was 24 here on both days over the weekend. A little rain late yesterday just to cool things down in the evening was nice.

Sort of impulse. She has started a new job and the commodore just doenst fit with what she is doing so she wanted to get something new. The bloke bought a demo out to her on Friday arvo and we confirmed it yesterday. Just an A4, 1.8T. I took a 2.0 litre turbo for a test drive a week ago and wanted that, but it was a bit exy.
 

Dan

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Should have got the 2 litre Turbo!!!!

Bugger the cost it would have looked sweet and driven twice as well!
 

Dan

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did you rev it up and show her how good it feels when you are sitting atthe lights with the music pumping they go green and you out run every other terd there?
 

Dan

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And she still didn't want a turbo??????

Man I will have to have a talking to her next time....

Did you make sure to put dance music on at full bore?
 

Garts

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love the Audis, I want a turbo one.

thinking of selling the bike and car and getting something like that.
 

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