First Grader
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of VB, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of VB, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."