Rusty joke

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Before Russell Crowe got married he was having trouble deciding between Meg Ryan and Danielle Spencer so he decided to go and see a physic about his problem.
Rusty said to the physic,
“I have a problem, both Meg Ryan and Danielle Spencer love me and I can’t decide between them- tell me, which one is the lucky one?�
The physic replied, “Meg’s the lucky one and you’ll marry Danielle.�
 
Did his psychic have a good physique ?? Or did you mean he went and visited Spud for advice.
 
Yes I fcuked it up- the spelling mistake is even worse if you take into account what I do for a living.
I am very embarressed !
I get too used to using spell check!
 

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