Close mata, but he did crack the All Blacks, just not the test side 😉
Some of the funniest footage I have ever seen was of him playing against Fiji in Fiji. He took a swing at a bloke, realised he was out of this depth, so just started running. Was a running track around the field which he ended up on being chased by about 7 Fijians with the crowd hanging over the fence wanting a piece as well
Marc Ellis was another who we tried to lure over. Was a skillful player, would have made it in an Australian system but when he went a few years later to the Warriors he was wasted and not shown some of the finer points of league